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| Me, going into some procedure or another |
Food:
- I love food. Eating is my favorite pastime. In fact, I don’t like going to restaurants with anyone besides my husband because I feel like I can't enjoy my food the way I want to for fear of social judgment. When I’m at the Olive Garden, I want to go with someone who doesn’t think twice about me asking for a third basket of breadsticks. On a related note, I love my very long-suffering husband.
- I frost cakes very lightly because I can't wait to take a
spoon to the leftover canister of funfetti frosting after the party is over.
That's how I roll...and if I eat much more frosting, rolling won't be a
problem.
- I eat 2/3 of my meals standing up because there’s no reason
to sit down when your two boys are going to ask you for something every 33
seconds. On a related note, I love my two wild and crazy boys.
- There is nothing fun about “fun size” candy bars. “King size”
is my fun size and they should call them “Mom size”.
Fashion and beauty:
Fashion and beauty:
- Any day I can't wear flip flops is a bad day.
- I only ever change out of my yoga pants due to social pressure.
- I am currently undergoing chemo for breast cancer and as a result, I am as bald as Mr. Clean. From this, I've learned two things. One- you have to know exactly who you are without hair to hide behind. Two- when you have no body hair whatsoever, showers go from 20 minutes to about 2.5.
- I only ever change out of my yoga pants due to social pressure.
- I am currently undergoing chemo for breast cancer and as a result, I am as bald as Mr. Clean. From this, I've learned two things. One- you have to know exactly who you are without hair to hide behind. Two- when you have no body hair whatsoever, showers go from 20 minutes to about 2.5.
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| Awesome hair day |
- You want me on your team when playing trivia games, I'm pretty good. Because of this, people sometimes mistake me for being really smart. Not so. I know things the things because I have a pretty good memory and I am on Google far too often.
- I loathe scary movies, scary stories, haunted houses...anything remotely spine tingling. For me, seeing a ghost would be a worst-case-scenario situation and I don't find watching my worst case scenario onscreen anything akin to fun.
- I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. I want to write books. It only took me 30 years to figure it out.
So, nice to meet you blog followers! Now you know a few things about me. I really look forward to getting to know new friends and contacts through this medium! Now, back to editing this manuscript…
